deanandthedemonbloodprince:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it

mdpcwilldoyou:

Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: trajans)

meladoodle:

yogurtville:

meladoodle:

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

assholedisney:

some are born with great eyebrows, some achieve great eyebrows, and some have great eyebrows drawn upon them