nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

justdonetbh:

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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100% accurate

supersmashkev:

franryott:

I actually can’t cope with this

oh my godddddddddddddd

(Source: lepipehd)