multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade)

~ What Free Food Can You Get On Your Birthday

facts-and-news:

Your birthday only comes around once a year, so go enjoy yourself and stuff your face with tons of free food. Keep reading to find out where you can get all your free food on your birthday

Free food on your birthday

Did someone just say the word ‘food’ GIVE IT TO ME BITCHES
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Now that’s what i’m talking about
OHHHHH YEAHHHHHH
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I’m so checking out all of these on my 16th birthday :)

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

Jennifer Lawrence and Adele + Fangirling

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own)

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

(Source: amlour)