This is me .

theflavourofyourlips:

do you ever hear some random word that makes you start singing a song with that word in it or is it just me

silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

• everyone: it's just a book
• you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
• everyone: it's just a tv show
• you: STOP TALKING
• everyone: it's just a movie
• you: WRONG
• everyone: it's just a...
• you: YOU HAVE LOST THE RIGHT TO SPEAK

ccomicsloth:

saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building

(Source: sadkagamine)

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

supermassiveasshole:

when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

imnotocake:

do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom and change your hair and all your clothes and completely reinvent yourself but then realise it takes time and money then retreat to your bed and hate who you are

(Source: brianschecter)